Every now and then, we here at Quantum Critics hand out the Dummy Award to the person who did or keeps doing dumb stuff. Our winners are usually politicians or professional athletes. Today, we do not deviate from the norm as Randy Moss of the New England Patriots has decided he wants to be the dumb ass to receive the award.
Randy Moss is now accused of beating a Florida woman causing serious injury. The woman is attempting to get 6 figures for the assault. Randy Moss said he accidentally beat her! What the hell?? How can you accidentally beat up a woman?
Randy almost made it a whole season without drawing negative attention to himself. New England ... you better win your superbowl this year with this guy! He is about to explode and I am amazed you kept Randy Moss in check this long!
Check out his comical interview:
What a comical interview. He would not be outdone by T.O. and his crying for his quarterback. Randy Moss claims the media is unfair and he loves his teammates. He left the tears out so T.O. may still have the most foolish video. However, Moss' actions are a little more stupid. Even though T.O. is annoying as hell, he does not do a lot of the dumb legal mumbo jumbo that other professional athletes engage in.
Randy Moss, what were you thinking?
I know what you are thinking ... "Uhhhh, *mooning Green Bay fans*, uh, naw, uh, *pretending to care about your teammates*, uh, naw, I want that Uhhhhh, Quantum Critics Dumb Ace Award this week." Well Randy Moss, you got it buddy! Congratulations on being the Quantum Critics Dumb Ass of the week!
well its not that its just that he is a fu**ing scumbag, dont get me wrong i love the gut as a player he is a great football player but there is more to a person then what they do on the feild hes just ridiculus yea he lasted this long i knew it was to good to be true!
f**k man ima patriots fan but come on randy how in the f**k do u accidentally beat someone up that is the dumbest f**kin s**t i have ener heard of!!!god damn ur such a fu**ing idiot u play a mean fu**ing game of football but why beat a woman up in the first place but y the f**k would you do it when your season is this far and risk not playing ur dumb s**t actions could cause the pats their season thanks f**ker!!!
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