 The Russ Parr Morning Show is one of the funniest radio shows available for your morning commute. "Big Russ" will have you rolling with his "Michael Jordan"-like comedic performances.
However, Russ Parr is not the entire show. He has a team of co-hosts who drain
the life out of the show. The Russ Parr Morning Show is still good, but it
could be a lot better if he could find some people who are not dead weight.
Let's take SupaKen for instance. Supa, at one time, had me thinking he was
funny enough to have his own show! Kinda like you thought Scottie Pippen was
good enough to win without Jordan. Well, I found out that Supa could not handle
the entire show by himself. For some reason, Russ likes to take vacations. When
he goes on vacation, the show is all downhill for the entire week! You're
better off not turning your radio on until Russ Parr returns! Supa falls flat
on his face when Russ is not there to carry the load. 
Russ Parr has another member of the morning show crew, Shaqwana, who can
occasionally be that Toni Kukoc type personality. She can bring the pain every
now and then with one of her characters and Shaqwana will have you rolling,
about to have a wreck! Most of the time, she is just another member of the
morning show crew.
Then we have Marcel. This is the corniest fella I have ever had to listen to on
the radio. His timing is way off and his jokes are for lack of a better phrase,
NOT FUNNY! He is that guy you just want to shut the "you know what"
up every time he is about to open his mouth. He's good at writing the
parodies and phone taps (if he writes them), but that is it!
Last, but better than Marcel, is Alfredas with her Texas fine self. She is not
funny, but she is still better than Marcel. Alfredas is very beautiful! Hmmm,
but she is on the radio so you can't see her beauty. That's not all.
She has some sort of laryngitis that screws up her voice! Beautiful lady with a
bad voice on the radio. What the hell kind of combination is that!! Let's
put a blind woman in charge of the tour at the art gallery!
Either way, The Russ Parr Morning Show is decent when Russ Parr is there and on
top of his game. If he is not, this is definitely not a show you want to turn
your radio dial to.
High Points
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Chuck D.
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Sweet Peter Jeter
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Parodies
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Phone Tap
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Supa's Celebrity Legal Analysis (wdid he used to be a D.A.?)
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"Hot off the Wire" with Alfredas
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Mae Ling (ghetto Chinese chic) and Wiggy Houston (drunk Whitney Houston)
Low Points
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Russ Parr on vacation
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Horoscopes
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Emails
- The day they let Kanye West punk the whole crew
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Comments
Because he is too busy running and hiding from being noticed by the POLICE.(laugh)
Here's another one. Why did the brothel accept and $2.00 offer from her customer?
So she can run a Houdini trick on him, that's right tricking, and make the rest of his money dissappear. (laugh)
like when Condoleza Rice was suppose to making an announcement, and it sounded real. Until she kept on saying "you know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying? you know what I'm saying?" I said awe man that ain't no Condoleza Rice talking like that. And it turned out to be a joke. That joint was funny as I don't know what.
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