Well, well, well, we thought we would be able to do away with this segment in 2009 and everybody would wise up. BUT .... Every now and then, we here at Quantum Critics hand out the Dummy Award to the person who did or keeps doing dumb stuff. Our winners are usually politicians or professional athletes. Today, we do not deviate from the norm as Percy Harvin and Brandon Tate have decided they want to be the dumb asses to receive the award.
Percy Harvin and Brandon Tate failed a drug test at the NFL combine in February. Why, why, why would you smoke pot any time close to when you will be interviewing for your next job! What would happen to you if you showed up to an interview high? Do you think you would still get the job? Come on guys, how can you be so dumb! Ok, I guess it is ok since they are signing up to be high priced slaves and master is ok with it since I'm about to make millions for ball team.
Where are the values in this country? They should not be drafted this year and should have to wait until next year to fill out all the paper work again. No matter what team drafts them, the fans should boycott the games because the team is sending the wrong message by giving these guys millions as they disrespect themselves and disrespect the American employment system.
And what about Brandon Tate. The fool is recovering from an injury ... and you are smoking pot? What kind of rehab is this? Brandon Tate must have the IQ of a pile of dirt to do such a dumb thing. Imagine how embarrassed your family is you jerk!
Since you guys will be pro athletes soon, none of this will matter. But can you not be so dumb in the future? Your mamas don't want to have to see your mugshots on TV and try and explain to all her girlfriends what is going on with your dumb asses.
Percy Harvin and Brandon Tate, what were you thinking?
I know what you guys were thinking ... "Uhhhh, uh, naw, uh, uh, naw, I want that Uhhhhh, Quantum Critics Dumb Ass Award this week." Well Percy Harvin and Brandon Tate, you got it! Congratulations on being the Quantum Critics Dumb Asses of the week! |
